“If God wanted jaguars to clean things He would have given us thumbs to push a broom.” ~Java Jaguar. I added the quotes and the source in case someone decides to make a T-shirt of that.
Oh no…. I think Java just raised people’s insurance premiums. Where did they learn to drive, anyway? I guess they’re alright. They can hit what they’re aiming at, at least.
They seriously drove the bus inside to ask for more foam? What are you trying to do, take revenge on the shop owner? Or do they not realize how bad that kind of stuff is? They probably took out a good amount of support for the building, and the shop most likely can’t be used until a good portion of it is fixed.
I’m a little surprised Java didn’t step on any broken glass on their way to the counter. Let’s just hope that the bus tires are thick enough not to get sliced up by the glass when driving over it. Don’t need the passengers getting truly stuck.
Well Java probably jumped directly from the driver window onto the counter. With jaguar-like grace I might add, since you can see he actually brought his porcelain cup with him and didn’t spill a drop. As for the insurance/reconstruction issue, that will be covered in another strip. I think for today, once the lunch crowd starts, they’ll just need to enter through the rear door of the bus and out the front door to gain access.
He could be reading an Omnibus. Let’s see; parking in a no parking zone, parking obstructing the sidewalk, injuries of passengers, … Guess the cafe got bus-up.
…Java. Java! *Someone* has to clean up in here!
The reply will most likely be “Isn’t that what you’re for?” before driving away.
“If God wanted jaguars to clean things He would have given us thumbs to push a broom.” ~Java Jaguar. I added the quotes and the source in case someone decides to make a T-shirt of that.
Oh no…. I think Java just raised people’s insurance premiums. Where did they learn to drive, anyway? I guess they’re alright. They can hit what they’re aiming at, at least.
They seriously drove the bus inside to ask for more foam? What are you trying to do, take revenge on the shop owner? Or do they not realize how bad that kind of stuff is? They probably took out a good amount of support for the building, and the shop most likely can’t be used until a good portion of it is fixed.
I’m a little surprised Java didn’t step on any broken glass on their way to the counter. Let’s just hope that the bus tires are thick enough not to get sliced up by the glass when driving over it. Don’t need the passengers getting truly stuck.
Well Java probably jumped directly from the driver window onto the counter. With jaguar-like grace I might add, since you can see he actually brought his porcelain cup with him and didn’t spill a drop. As for the insurance/reconstruction issue, that will be covered in another strip. I think for today, once the lunch crowd starts, they’ll just need to enter through the rear door of the bus and out the front door to gain access.
Not even going to attempt backing the bus out, eh?
Huh. I just now noticed that I never colored in the book that Matt is reading in panel 1. We’ll just pretend it’s cafe-colored. Or transparent.
He could be reading an Omnibus. Let’s see; parking in a no parking zone, parking obstructing the sidewalk, injuries of passengers, … Guess the cafe got bus-up.
No puns in the cafe!
I am enjoying this fantastic webcomic series so far amazing I must say that this is one fast way to lose your job.
Keep up Java’s adventures with espresso.