Java 051
on March 18, 2018
at 8:00 am
Next Week: Escalation!
At the time this page goes live I will be on my way to the airport. I should have plenty of time on the plane to get my strip done for next week so there will be no interruption in Java’s schedule, however, I won’t be replying to any comments probably throughout this week.
Coffee commander: Someone has stolen the ‘r’ out of our corporate logo.
Board member: So now we’re Moebucks?
Java (off panel): Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
Whoa, I don’t think Java would go THAT far…. 8|
Whoa whoa whoa, when did coffee selling suddenly become a cult? Where do I sign up?
I think it was right around 1998…
Interesting. Perhaps Java will face magical opposition? Could just be a cult of course.
“Full corporate resources” probably includes a few wizards. Or at least a 10+ level Sorcerer or Warlock…
Hahahahaha!!!
I’ve been loving how these *cough cough* well-known coffee-shops are called here “Morebucks”… But this one page was epic hahaha XD
The boss of Morebucks is like a super villain! And look at their circle there, the guys with hoods and all that… This is so funny. XD
Back in the old days we used to refer to Starbucks as the Evil Empire… of course that was before Google, Facebook, Amazon…