You know, Java is really quite an interesting character. He knows law, and in combat is a deadly opponent. He can navigate the vagaries of society well enough to get the Bus-Driver’s job and a very valuable severance check. Yet he can also be refreshingly innocent. This is what I am sure Java would call ‘pompous smart people’ describe as a dichotomy in a character.
That many espresso shots would have to be *paid for* unless the shop typically sells 300 scones a day, and he isn’t thinking this through. If he has that much coffee at once (let’s face it, he’s Java, he would probably finish it far too quickly) then he could make himself seriously ill!
Okay, that was lazily proofread and a little messy.
That many espresso shots would have to be *paid for* and unless the shop typically sells 300 scones a day, there might not be the stock for the order at all. he isn’t thinking this through.
Damn it! Capitalisation! Am I cursed that there will alwayas be at least one spelling error in everything I write, unless I go crazy proofreading? Oh, what a world, what a world, divers alarums, etc. 😛
My old coffee shop we didn’t get pastry deliveries, we actually had a small countertop oven and we baked scones right there in the shop. So we had frozen straight to freezer scones in giant boxes. But yeah, I don’t think we ever had 300. But that’s ok, if the story calls for 300 scones then Java gets 300 scones!
Well, he is young and inexperienced but still has “jaguar instincts” when it comes to law and manipulating bipeds. But no real knowledge of geography. He’s like an idiot savant, but since he’s a jaguar, he calls it a still-smarter-than-you-primitive-bipeds savant.
You know, Java is really quite an interesting character. He knows law, and in combat is a deadly opponent. He can navigate the vagaries of society well enough to get the Bus-Driver’s job and a very valuable severance check. Yet he can also be refreshingly innocent. This is what I am sure Java would call ‘pompous smart people’ describe as a dichotomy in a character.
That many espresso shots would have to be *paid for* unless the shop typically sells 300 scones a day, and he isn’t thinking this through. If he has that much coffee at once (let’s face it, he’s Java, he would probably finish it far too quickly) then he could make himself seriously ill!
Okay, that was lazily proofread and a little messy.
That many espresso shots would have to be *paid for* and unless the shop typically sells 300 scones a day, there might not be the stock for the order at all. he isn’t thinking this through.
Damn it! Capitalisation! Am I cursed that there will alwayas be at least one spelling error in everything I write, unless I go crazy proofreading? Oh, what a world, what a world, divers alarums, etc. 😛
You may have cut off an old gypsy woman in traffic accidentally. Better bury a toad under a sage bush stat!
My old coffee shop we didn’t get pastry deliveries, we actually had a small countertop oven and we baked scones right there in the shop. So we had frozen straight to freezer scones in giant boxes. But yeah, I don’t think we ever had 300. But that’s ok, if the story calls for 300 scones then Java gets 300 scones!
Well, he is young and inexperienced but still has “jaguar instincts” when it comes to law and manipulating bipeds. But no real knowledge of geography. He’s like an idiot savant, but since he’s a jaguar, he calls it a still-smarter-than-you-primitive-bipeds savant.