Java 102
I know, I know, most of you probably thought that I forgot about Java’s Fan Mail. Nope, I finally got around to it. I was considering just having a mail crate drop near him in the Argentinian jungle, but then I wouldn’t have been able to have his sentimental “I am home” ending to his Java Quest. As is, I think I may have glossed over some important plot points. Like, where did he end up putting his new sea plane? Is Dingo Jack still being pummeled by children? What’s with the little red dragon? Did Gayle slap Matt?
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Aha! It appears that Java is a Cheshire cross!
Nonsense! A mongrel hybrid? Never! He is pure jaguar! Jaguars are just awesome ninja-cats!
Java,
You’ve shown interest in neating live prey back at the Petting Zoo. What is your recommended hairball product?
Okay yeah, that should be ‘eating’ rather than ‘neating’.
I thought as much. Good for you, Java!
Careful… he may be in your room…
Nope, otherwise my cup of coffee would have vanished.
Ahhh…. touche.
I drove through a safari park once. As I entered one of the enclosures, a sign said, there are 17 tigers in this place, do not get out of your car even if you don’t see them. I didn’t see any tigers but I parked and kept looking. Suddenly, one of them moved a tail, and there they were. Seventeen orange and black tigers lying in tall green grass in plain sight. But until one of them moved, it was perfect camouflage. 🙂
The above was by me.
I bet there were also 28 jaguars there. The sign-maker just didn’t know about them…
Ello Java! I have a question for you……
What is your favorite scone?
I need to know