Java 113 by Matt on May 29, 2019 at 8:00 am I don’t know where that joke was born, but it died right there. Share this:Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
Java should throw stale scones at whoever made JavaScript while yelling “Thief!”.
There hasn’t been a stale scone in that store since Java moved in.
You had me until “elegant”
It’s possible to be both bold and elegant. Like Sir Pennylittle, the Dainty Knight of the round table. Or any Musketeer.
COPYRIGHT POLICE! OPEN UP!
Java took on the entire Morebucks army but is no match for the copyright police… which is why the army was called the Morebucks army.
Change it to Javaprint!
Java shouldn’t have to change it because he’s a jaguar. JavaScript should change the name of their stupid product…