Java 124
on August 21, 2019
at 8:00 am
You can never be too careful in the event of coffee shortages. Step 1: Dig emergency bunker. Step 3: Be the last one awake.
You can never be too careful in the event of coffee shortages. Step 1: Dig emergency bunker. Step 3: Be the last one awake.
Step 0: secure the feline!
But these are Java’s contingency plans… Step 0: All bipeds lose decision-making privileges until the end of the emergency is declared by the FOC (Feline in Charge).
Step 4Buy Greenland. It won’t help but it seems to be all the rage.
With just a liiiitle bit more global warming, Greenland will be great for growing coffee.
Step 2: Drink coffee. If out of coffee, then may God have mercy on your souls.
I think there needs to be a 2A in there…