Java 153
on April 1, 2020
at 8:00 am
Java broke the fourth wall! Or maybe he just gets fake cartoon mail from friends around the world.
Starting next week, Java is answering fan mail, so reply in comments if you have a question for Java. Be sure to leave your name and home city for format purposes.
Dear Java,
Have you ever fallen in love with someone (don’t say something like “yes, with a scone” or “with coffee”)?
-Julie, Canada, Ontario
Yeah, I think I have also lost a taste for maple scones.
Dear Java,
Most predatory cats are carnivores, requiring fresh meat for healthy, regular growth. Have you ever considered that your preference for baked goods may be a contributing factor to your petite statue?
Tom, Honolulu
Dear Java,
Are you getting another job soon?
-Daniela, Eastern Shore
Finish with this one. 🙂
Java,
Did you hear about the neighbouring reality ruled by sentient leopards? They never discovered coffee or scones, and Jaguars are used as food and slaves.
Merlin UK