Java 249
on March 16, 2022
at 7:00 am
My girlfriend’s nickname is Bella. From back before the Twilight saga was popular and everyone started naming their kids and their dogs Bella. In fact, when we visited my mom and her husband in Washington, they have a Pomeranian named Bella, so that was confusing.
Java is on an alien world, with an alien princess! And apparently about to start playing Alien Slaughter…! for reals!
At least Dingo Jack probably can’t track him here.
Stay tuned until the next exciting episode of Java in Spaaaaaace!
Java, are you stunned by this beautiful blue-eyed babe? SNAP out of it and HELP her. She might have some wonderful coffee she can pay you with.
I don’t suppose that he’d be interested in her smooching him.
Oh, yeah. Java’s a player.
“Stay tuned until the next exciting episode of Java in Spaaaaaace!”
I got that reference. You are either really, really, old, or a time traveler, or a student of geriatric pop-culture. Or some combo or that,… Or something.