Sorry, folks… Java Jaguar is a day late. The truth is Java has been feeling a bit sick and is taking a week off to recover. He ate some bad gazelle. Fortunately we have a special fill-in guest, Mr… uh… The Golden Sphinx.

Using his mystical sphinx knowledge about hair care techniques, he can answer embarrassing questions about our favorite talking cub. Of course he knows all about hair care, look at that mane!

5 Kick Points to Steve for his letter this week.