Java 318
on August 9, 2023
at 5:00 am
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Java probably just wanted an excuse to strike fear into the hearts of customers. Coffee customers after all are a cowardly and superstitious lot.
This strip is available as a coffee mug over at the Java Gear store. This is your chance to see Java in an action pose, rather than just standing around making snide remarks talking directly to the camera. This is the perfect mug for you if you’re a Virgo.
Hopefully one of those waivers covered JJ’s antics.
I wonder what will happen if our Coffee Snob likes them and keeps ordering them? And then one day he orders one *sans jaguar*?
He’d probably fall over from a stopped heart.