Java 328
on October 11, 2023
at 5:00 am
Yup, back to the bickering over politics and every other subject.
Of course I wrote this before RFK, Jr. announced he was running as an Independent, so now that’s the obvious fill-in-the-blank that most people will think of. But I asked a horde of 3rd-grade art students for their opinion on who should go in the Mad Libs vacancy and they offered these options:
Grimace
Sonic the Hedgehog
Pikachu
Poop Emoji
Lebron James
Sponge Bob
Spider-Man
Which are all great, viable options. Really, this joke is timeless and works with everything. Kind of like, “Your mom.”
Now I kind of wish Lebron was running. Because if he got the job, he’d have to retire from the NBA, which could only improve the odds for my T-Wolves.
Also, he’s like a gazillion years younger than the current probable matchup.
Is it too early to start shilling for Candidate Global Earthquake?
I guess J^2’s run is finished? It was fun while it lasted! I guess I’ll start binging RSofHV now…