Java Jaguar

I will now wait for a minute while about… oh… 25% of you to look up “ambergris” on your search engine of choice. Might I recommend the Duck Duck Go browser. I would say closer to 75% of the population of the United States does not know what ambergris is. I went with the 25% figure because Java Jaguar fans are so much smarter than the average American. Actually, I’d say about 25% of my audience is from outside the US anyway, so that is also a factor.

I was going to explain what ambergris is in this space, but no, I’ll let you look it up yourselves. The only reason I’ve heard of it is because I was required to read Moby Dick for an English class at the University of Hawaii.

So, what do you think? Did this joke shoot right over everyone’s heads? I think part of the joke is, I doubt the average barista could identify the type of whale sitting in his parking lot…

Oh, also if anyone is in the market for an ambergris product, might I recommend this:

 

LAUDABLE NADI “White Lion”

White Cotton Musk & Ambergris Perfume Oil, 0.47 oz 14 ml

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