Java 334
on December 6, 2023
at 5:00 am
The thrill of the hunt without the messy clean up. Everyone wins! Unless you’re the whale. The whale gets to lose repeatedly now.
Speaking of whales, someone find a really rich person to bankroll Java Jaguar the Movie. I figure $15 million should be enough to produce it.
Who would you like to see as the voice of Java Jaguar? Let me know in the comments.
Someone to voice Java, hmmm how about Mark Hamill (aka Luke Skywalker), after all he did voice acting on a lot of cartoons. He did the voice tor The Joker in one of the runs of Batman.
I’m not clear on who, but i can give acting advice at least: Speak like every word is spoken through a cat yawning miaows. The trick is to make every word sound catlike.
It’s settled. MerlinoftheTower will be the voice actor director for Mark Hamill as Java. Someone get his people into the comments section.