Java 336
on December 20, 2023
at 5:00 am
It’s not just that she drinks chamomile. It’s also that she’s vegan and barely has enough energy to operate her lungs and legs at the same time.
If Java were a more generous jaguar he would stalk, kill and fricassee a capybara for her before the wind knocks her over.
3 Kick Points to the first person that says this young lady’s name in the comments.
Juniper. Her name is Juniper.
Good name, but incorrect. Juniper is probably her mother’s name.
Willow. Strip 160.5 and 161.
What? I have to do something while stuffing cards into envelopes.
3 Kick Points to Prairie Son, who is now the official dramaturge for Java Jaguar. Uh, it is an unpaid position….
S’Okay. He can keep the coffee he wasn’t going to share anyway. I can’t have caffeine anymore.
A vegan? Ham. She needs Ham. Bacon wrapped Ham.