Java 339
on January 11, 2024
at 5:00 am
Always follow your dreams! If you fail in your endeavors, you can always fall back on that lucrative recording contract you turned your back on.
Java Jaguar is brought to you this week from the island of Maui and the dog, Coulson. Next week I will be back in Benicia, California with Kiki the cat.
Java is quite the muffin eater.
I just had a flashback. “Muffin-breath” was a common insult in my elementary school in Hawaii.
If I have offended you, I’m sorry. Being a Mainlander I do have some interest in the wonderful culture from Hawaii.
Not at all. Muffin Breath is the tamest insult ever. It’s time for Muffin Breath to make a comeback.