“Ye couldn’t have told me that before I spent 300 joules of chronal energy on this trip?”

Today’s Java Jaguar was actually drawn and uploaded to the internets while flying from Maui to San Francisco on Hawaiian Airlines. Thank you, Elon, for the Starlink on some Hawaiian flights. It’s nice to be able to actually use my Surface while at 30,000 feet. I probably don’t take advantage of it as much as I could, because I usually fall asleep as soon as I’m on a plane. It’s a gift.

So far, this Dickens-esque voyage has been a bust. And Leap Day was almost a full month ago.