Java 352
Way to nearly destroy the universe, Time Imp.
I hereby award five Kick Points to SVGeezer for correctly guessing (in his own discreet way) that this is not Java’s father, but just Java from the future. Which I thought a lot more people would jump in on, frankly. Shame on you all.
So now we have verification that coffee does indeed stunt your growth. Good job on the espresso intake, Java.
We have young Java and less-young Java in the same space and time! That is a whole lot of awesome in one spot. I would say that there are 35 Norris’s of Awesome just in this one strip. A Norris is of course the acceptable unit of measure for awesomeness. One of my favorite lines from the show Good Omens was when the angels detected a miracle that measured 55 Lazarii (that may not be verbatim accurate but the idea is the important thing).
What has future Java come to tell current Java?
Will they accidentally high five and end reality?
Can anyone tell me what stock Java has invested in? (it is actually in the strip, 5 Kick Points are on the table).
Find out next week in the Savage Adventures of Java Jaguar!
Java, never, EVER argue with yourself.
But I can win this argument!
Nailed it.
And when was the first coffee wars? Expect it involved marines in Central America with the Hurst Papers covering it.
The first Coffee War was against Morebucks coffee, beginning with Java 36 and ending with Java 61.
Could be like the “Gulf Wars” where everyone seems to forget the one between Iran & Iraq and only talk about the two the Bushes got us into…