Java 355
on May 9, 2024
at 5:00 am
I mean, really, how do you replace it? Do you have to buy a brand new Boggle game? If you don’t have an official Boggle sand timer, you won’t be able to qualify for national tournaments.
Whelp, here it is May the 9th and I’ve finally wrapped up that Leap Day story arc. And by spending all that time completing that story, I missed out on St. Patrick’s Day, April Fool’s Day, Easter, Earth Day, Cinco de Mayo, Boy’s Day, and Star Wars Day. All because of the time dilation involved with webcomic publishing. It’s complicated, I know. For you all reading the back issues, no time has passed at all.
Next episode: Matt buys a Hot Tub Time Machine!
If you can’t find a replacement timer on eBay or Amazon somebody on Etsy is making custom ones. Just don’t get the leopard print version.
Huh. No-one recognised the stock Java invested in from the strip. JagX. Are those Kick Points still up for grabs?
Forgot my log in details, sorry Matt. If you can check the IP address it should show a match, the Anonymous comment was me.
More clarification needed. I’m not Mike from Rusty and Co, just a reader of the comic, and just autofilled all the values without concentrating. I was intending to leave the website layer blank. Sorry for any confusion caused.
No worries, Merlin. Yes, no one shouted out about Java’s stock ticker. JAGX is the stock symbol for Jaguar Health. A little more on this in the comments next strip, because it’s pretty funny. 5 Kick Points to MerlinoftheTower!