Java Jaguar

SnV, you didn’t include a city with your question for Matt, so I made one up for you. I could have emailed and asked, but I already started writing the gag, and I couldn’t take the chance that you aren’t in an American city. Although, coffee shops are probably equally ubiquitous through most European cities as well.

Not sure why I picked Deerborn, I’ve never even been to Michigan. I would have used the city that has had the most visits to Java Jaguar in the past 7 days according to Google analytics, but ever since the site was hacked the analytics data is all screwy and Singapore accounts for 90% of my site traffic. Also, is Singapore a city in addition to a country? I could look that up but it’s easier to just ask random questions here. Is Singapore full of coffee shops?

Hey, maybe all those Singapore visits are legit Java fans… But then, I wouldn’t have had over 3000 blocked log-in attempts. And do all those blocked log-in attempts count as site traffic when calculating ad revenue?

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Sorry for the long absence. Nothing earth-shattering happened. I was just being lazy and self-pitying/punishing. Today was the first day I even opened Clip Studio Paint in almost 2 weeks. At the same time this new Java strip goes live, there will also be a new panel over at Real Superheroines LIVE! The LIVE! site will resume it’s daily panels, but the password has changed. If anyone would like the new password just ask for it. 10 Kick Points for access to Real Superheroines LIVE! Unless you are a Patreon supporter, then you already have the new password. Thanks, all.

Murica!