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…Intrusion countermeasures…? Here is where we see if they planned for Jaguar intervention…
No one expects the Jaguar Intervention!
In fact those who do will only see the Java Jaguar.
Hes not gonna poop in there… is he?
Hes not gonna poop in there… is he?
Dunno if poop would work. There are people who pay big bucks for coffee grown with elephant dung, after all. :p
That would be an easy and effective way to taint some beans….
No, Google civet coffee beans. It’s a delicacy.
Hang on. Java is in a coffee shop *and he doesn’t have to pay for coffee*. I can see this going horribly wrong, particularly if he develops a taste for Morebucks…
Well, he may be alone in a closed Morebucks store, but he would also need to kidnap a barista to get the foam just right on his cappuccino…
Fun fact: There is a southeast Asian member of the cat clan (a civet, actually) whose poop is the source of coffee beans to make really expensive coffees. The cat swallows the beans without chewing (cats seldom chew) and the passage through the alimentary canal leaves the beans intact with most of the bitter and sour parts of the taste removed. Yum!
Hmmm. I have a cat. (wheels are turning…)