Java 223
on September 8, 2021
at 6:00 am
3 Kick Points to Thomas for providing this week’s letter to Java. Sorry, I had no update last week. I’ll do one more fan letter next week, then get back to the regular coffee shop antics. Then after everything appears to have gotten back to normal, I’ll introduce another plot shattering twist, MUAHAHAHA! Ahem, sorry.
Wow, Java wants revenge against MerlinOfTheTower. *nods head* Nice.
*stab! stab!* “Call me a leopard, again!” *stab!*
I would NEVER call Java a leopard, I’m not mean to anyone who likes to drink coffee. Leopards don’t drink coffee, everyone knows that.
Word.
Mage Armour. Counterspell.
High drama/
Java, the counterspell has turned it into acupuncture. I know you’re a bit innocent, but if you duel Merlin with Magic you can expect to *lose*. I’m weak to nonmagical weapons, but shrug off magical attacks. Antimagic fields are my worst nightmare, but I have experience anchoring the Great Seal so even they can only delay my Magic. Voodoo against the freaking Merlin. Your mother was a leopard, your father an unclean jaguar. And you, a very silly talking cub. Voodoo is unclean magic if used to wound. Use it to heal next time, or bow before the British God of White Magic
/High drama
Matt, not voodoo okay, because that stuff works through DNA phantom resonance. Keep the black magic fictional.