Real life skill at fighting and shooting don’t always translate well into video game skills. I bet there aren’t a lot of Navy Seals that are also world champs at Call of Duty. But this is VR, baby. It’s just like reality, but virtually so! Hence, Java is an unstoppable bot-killing machine in the Matrix.

Also, as of this year, 3 out of 4 college graduates in the U.S. have worked at a Starbucks, so I assume that everyone knows that 120 is not the proper temperature for a cappuccino.

Also, that statistic is made up.