Java 255
on April 27, 2022
at 5:00 am
The Alien War continues!
“Shall we call in an artillery bombardment, sir?”
“Artillery costs money. Send in the Xenomorphs.”
How many hours can Java maul aliens without refueling with coffee? It’s kind of like watching Superman hold off an alien invasion on a planet without a yellow sun. Which actually happened in the Superman Vs Aliens comic by Darkhorse.
Someone, please send Java some coffee.
I don’t think Door Dash will be able to get a cappuccino to him.
It’s a shame he can’t summon coffee like me. Being a Wizard has its perks.
*gets horribly mauled*
I feel like he’d leave at least part of you alive.. You can summon coffee without legs, right?