Java 298
on March 15, 2023
at 7:00 am
Yes, that is an ill-tempered bat with a laser beam on its head. They spared no expense when outfitting the death traps in this here dungeon. I figured the bat would make more sense than trying to get a large-mouthed bass into that panel.
Java Plan:
- Survive Death Traps
- Meet Golden Sphinx
- Find Parents
- Double number of Tik Tok followers



I guess the creator of the dungeon is friends with Dr. Evil. After all bats with lasers.
Dr. Evil did work as a consultant on the design. Using his time machine to go back to ancient Egypt.
And I thought my feline was self-absorbed.
He probably is… he just can’t verbalize how self-absorbed he is to you on a regular basis.
They’ll pick up English eventually…