Java 325
on September 27, 2023
at 5:00 am
I tried stretching a long BWAHAHAHAHAHA! speech bubble all the way across the last two panels. But then decided to go with the Peanuts trope of individual HA!s scattered across the page. If this were a football play we would call it “The Blockhead.”
Java is not being very nice. Barista Matt would be at least twice as good at being a secret agent as Codename: Maple Scone.
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Java.exe is caught in a loop. To restart Java.exe, deny coffee for at least 4 hours.
Secret Agent Matt! Secret Agent Matt!
They’ve Given You A Number And Taken Way You’re (er clever rhyme here)
Doesn’t rhyme in the original, since the lines end with ‘man’ and ‘name’. If Johnny Rivers didn’t sweat it no need for you to.
Or you could have provided something clever, which I’m failing to at this point. Something like:
“They’ve Given You A Number And taken Way You’re Latte”
Way and Latte sorta rhyme, Eh?
It does in Canadian!