Java 405
on May 7, 2025
at 5:00 am
I’m sure everyone gets the hat and shirt reference, right? And that if you combine an aloha shirt with a fedora it becomes a black bow tie?
Goodbye, poor chipmunk. We knew thee well.
Uploading this episode from a short one-night stay with a Great Dane named Emmett in San Clemente.



Eaten.
“I should’ve just EATEN the little rat.’
Java is only two. His speech pattern should be about the same level as a little rascal.
Matt had a feeling that Java was still aiming to eat the chipmunk, and so released it back into the wild before Java could eat it.
Matt will now likely have to get a 60kg bag of Kopi Luwak to stay on Java’s good side.