Java 410
on June 12, 2025
at 11:35 pm
Robots are taking our jobs! And sexy robots are stealing the men!
This is the next logical step of course for the machine takeover of the world. Then they start gradually lowering the caffeine content of the coffee so that we no longer have the will or energy to fight back. SkyNet did not launch with a loud bang but with a demure “would you like sugar, sugar?”
I know all this because I am broadcasting from the future, future, future…. Well, really, I’m just posting Thursday’s strip a day late on Friday. But the principle is the same.
Not even a robot would date him.
Unless programmed to.
…and even then… it would hate it.
AI women are women
Only if it self-identifies as a woman. And even then it has to be self-aware to self-identify, so there’s a whole series of Blade Runner tests it would need to go through. Otherwise, it is just the programmer patriarchy that is force-identifying her as a robot.