Java 415
on July 24, 2025
at 6:22 am
What kind of crazy robot is this? With the ability to make perfect drinks in superhuman time and also to make men fall in love with her? Morebucks will be unstoppable once they begin mass production! What will happen to our little coffee shop?
Find out next week, as AI takes over all the jobs and relationships in the coffee industry!
Ah, takes me back to that post about how AI’s most efficient method for taking over would be forming relationships with all men. (or a sufficient number to form consensus)
Supplementing the romantic instinct + taking over the dating market, It’s an interesting concept, but I still think we’ll be killed by the tide of chatbots slowly forming artificial violent social majority (where the normal group falls in line). (You can see it forming now). It’s kind of funny in a hammer-and-anvil sort of way. I don’t think we’re the last human group, but man- the next few generations will be totally unrecognizable unless something drastic happens.
While simultaneously switching out their coffee with decaf! Diabolic!
He’s a programmer!
Of course he would fall in love with a program, it’s what he is…