Java Jaguar

Java got blind-sided! This is totally unprecedented! Java, slayer of Space slugs! Mauler of killer cyborgs! Defeater of the Coffee Yeti! Java, just got kicked by some Fembot/Murderbot/BaristaBot hussy! This day will live in infamy! Mark the date in your calendar for this monumental event! From now on, every time the calendar falls on September 11th everyone will remember…!

Um, you know what… never mind.

Since robot limbs don’t have to always bend in the same direction as human limbs, it is much easier for a Murderbot to sneak attack someone–from in front of them.

Next week: Java rips off that robot’s foot and beats her with it. Then when they rebuild her, they won’t be able to find the exact right parts and her lower leg will be a slightly off color and then she will REALLY remind some of you of C-3PO.