What is going on here? Java Jaguar is getting his tail pulled and his butt kicked? How can this robot be so well-versed in the art of jaguar wrangling? And still be able to make such delicious espresso beverages?

So many question! All will be revealed in the upcoming pages of… JAVAAAAA JAGUAR…. JAGUAR…. GUAR… guar…. guar….

Wait, that wasn’t the end of this spot? I did the echo thing already though. Um… well… huh.

Let me just take an awkward sip of this glass of water here.

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