Java 437
on March 5, 2026
at 5:00 am
Aww, poor dejected Golden Sphinx.
What do you think? Should they offer him a job? You know the adage… Keep your friends close but your stupid enemies in a nearby, low-paying job?
Hmm, it’s a tough question…. no easy answer…
almost… like… a…. RIDDLE!
Badum-tssh!
I’d point him to a daycare. I might even warn him to keep his tail and wings out of the little brats’ hands.
Nah.
Sphinxes… doing the jobs Americans won’t do.
Is he an illegal*, or is that ill eagle, and so can’t be hired?
*We’re hearing so much on that lately…..
He’s a citizen of mythology. I’m not sure on the legalities here.
BTW, Matt, he Kickman link on the sidebar isn’t working again. Just takes you to a blank page.
It should be fixed now. It was because I increased the security on the Kickman page, and the domain forwarding was still going to “http://kickmancomic.mattslawblog.com” instead of “httpS://kickmancomic.mattslawblog.com”
I think he’d be a great greeter- offer a free cup of coffee to anyone who can solve the riddle of starbucks pricing.
Starbucks? Nah! He knows less about them than we do.
Morebucks is in his wheelhouse.
And if they can’t answer… he shall consume them!