Java Jaguar

Sure, Greg is an alien. But Earth culture has seeped out into the furthest reaches of the galaxy. It probably explains why we haven’t been invaded yet. They watched Sylvester Stallone kick butt in Rocky, Rambo (and probably Cobra) and agreed in a dark council chamber, “We shouldn’t mess with those guys.”

Be sure to thank Sly the next time you see him.

Artijoke #6

Artichokes have complicated relationships. I put a little bow on the broccoli so you can tell she’s the woman. Not all women are heartless. Just all broccoli women.