Java 104
Only a boor would joke about proper brewing techniques. Of course… I was born in the Year of the Boar.
This Java comic was uploaded using the free WiFi at McDonalds in Thousand Oaks, California. Tomorrow morning I will be driving back to LAX and flying home to a warm bed in Honolulu. It was 40-degrees this morning (Farenheit for my non-US readers). California has been spectacularly (and uncharacteristically) beautiful this past 3 weeks. There were heavy rains for the two weeks before I arrived, and my traveling companion had to keep reminding me that it never looks like this here. Rolling green hills with colorful patches of poppy, trees in bloom, clear skies. Wonderful time.
I will be back at a day job for the next month or two. Then the plan is to take an extended road trip from L.A. to Canada in the summer. Hopefully by then Java Jaguar will be picked up by every newspaper and magazine in the world and become a household name so that I can permanently nomad my way around the world.
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Oh, you’re still doing Q&As? Okay. Here’s a serious, coffee-themed one:
Targ Collective Chepstow UK
Java, thanks for the mauling and letting me live. Now I have a bunch of cool scars and I can tell people I was attacked by a Jaguar and survived. The broken bones have all healed and you were courteous enough not to leave wounds that wouldn’t heal. I personally believe, Jaguar, uppity monkey, it wouldn’t look good.
But that’s not a question.
Java, do you know about the Aeropress? It’s basically a key to unlimited, free, really high grade Espresso style coffee. But they’e designed for us monkeys. You might need Matt’s help to use it. One thing you can say for use humans, we’re really good with tools.
Next time I’ll ask about hairballs. 🙂 Not malicous, it’s just crazy human humour. Thanks again for that mauling!
Umm, I may need to cull back the word count to fit that into a strip. Maybe for a 6-panel Sunday comic.
Coffee is NOT a laughing matter, dude!