Java 105
on April 3, 2019
at 8:00 am
Sure he can decapitate killer cyborgs, but take away his scones and he cries like a baby. Even something as awesome as a jaguar needs a kryptonite…
Sure he can decapitate killer cyborgs, but take away his scones and he cries like a baby. Even something as awesome as a jaguar needs a kryptonite…
Matt. Come on. See my comment on the prior strip? I dare you to look me in the eye and not laugh. 😛
I hope Morebucks never finds this weakness. It could spell the end for Java…
The thing about Jaguar weaknesses is… it just makes them stronger… *raise eyebrow*
Anyway. I can see Java getting really distressed by having just one scone left. Almost out of scones! Gotta save that last one! *twitch* *twitch*
He’d only be really dangerous though if he broke and ate it. Because then he’d have accepted that there were *no scones left* and that that last one *couldn’t be held back any longer*. Paradox resolved in nothingness. Only the empty, yawning void of absence of scones.
Under no circumstances is Java to be allowed to read this, obviously.
Without scones Java would go into full-on predator mode and just take scones from random passers-by. The coffee shop is actually doing a great humanitarian work by keeping Java sated…
Someone DARES to upset Java? How dare they do that!
Sorry Borderwolf…
Question for Java: Why don’t you help Matt run the shop? With your proven strategic skills, surely you could do a better job.
JJ, I’ll add this to the list of future letter columns. What city are you from?
Houston