The caffeine had to run out eventually. Since Java is only posted weekly, it kind of makes you wonder, how long exactly was he moving at hyperspeed? Was it hours? Days? Who will eat all that fudge? Did he remember to set the reindeer traps on the roof?

Find out in next week’s Java Jaguar!

Merry Christmas to all Java fans from Walhalla, South Carolina! Here is Java at Issaqueena Falls.