I know this is actually being published on the 30th, but I think a five-day coma would have been TOO much.

Java has almost reached his 200th issue. I promise an epic storyline, explaining Java’s origin, why he can talk, why he is so bad-ass, and more importantly… who is Java’s father? (Go back to issue 101 when I dropped a cliffhanger about Java’s father).

But until then, he’ll just continue to be sassy in the coffee shop. Happy New Year to all Java fans! Here Cheri, Java, and myself at PigPen falls in Walhalla, SC: