Java 194
on February 10, 2021
at 8:00 am
Jaguars don’t have a lot of empathy. Matt is also far from being a ninja sidekick.
Last week I pulled a muscle in my upper back performing the strenuous task of putting on my jacket. Within a few days it somehow metastasized and spread to my lower back and immobilized me for a full day.
Getting old ain’t for wimps.
Coming up quickly on Java Jaguar #200! What will happen?? In Uncanny X-men #200 Magneto stood trial for crimes against humanity. In Avengers #200 it was revealed that Ms. Marvel had an affair with and gave birth to the son of Immortus (yes, you read that correctly). What crazy drama bomb will I drop on my faithful readers in just 6 short weeks??
Find out soon, in the Amazing Adventures of Java Jaguar!!!
Java, you should have kept the part of flowers a secret.
He also rented a pygmy goat and it ate the flowers.
Well, I’m terrified that the dang cat is going to try to do something really risky, get kicked out and be homeless- living in somebody’s garage- jumping out when the owner comes in to get into his car— and lapping up the spilled coffee after the owner drops the mug. That’s no way to live, but I’ve got a cat who tries to get into my garage every night, and have trysts Tres Amoroso with some Cat I’ve never seen in the neighborhood. It belongs to someone, it’s well fed and is collared and is tagged, so … someone is keeping it fed and brushed. Last night it was amorous and during fore-play knocked the router (he wood working one) off the workbench, which knocked the chair out of its clamps and broke one of the chair’s legs. This could have been Java but for the grace of the Writer/Artiste. Matt wouldn’t do something like that to Java.
No one that’s yet appeared in this comic is tough enough to kick Java out of the shop. Matt would have to dust off and nuke the cafe from orbit.