Java 208
on May 19, 2021
at 8:00 am
There are pros and cons to be considered before choosing which mythological beast will be your daddy.
I just googled that phrase. No results. It’s probably the first time those words have been combined in that order in the history of the English language.
So, the Amazonas region has lots of coffee beans down there in South America, so that’s definitely got to factor in to Java’s decision. Can you even get a decent cup of coffee in the Beast Realm? Or a pastry? I’ll lob the question to Java’s fan base.
Would you rather be a vampire or a rakshasa? Please provide reasons for your decision.
Also, here is a photo of Java facing off against King Neptune in Hilton Head, South Carolina.
Why choose? Who is to say that Java’s mom, after getting busy with a rakshasa, wasn’t bitten by a vampire? He could well be the chosen one, spoken of by ancient prophesy!
3 Kick Points to Tom_G for a spoiler for next week’s episode!
Hmm, blood-addicted undead with a severe vitamin D allergy, or fur-faced monstrosity with backward hands? I’ll have to go with none of the above. The problems with vampirism, are fairly obvious, but I can’t stress enough how inconvenient backward hands would be for anyone who relies heavily on typing.
See? This is the classic “Devil Vs. David Jones.” Be killed by pirates? Or go down with the ship? This is where Zen transforms the argument by introducing the third path. Don’t like the choice on the left? The one on the right is slightly worse? Get out your machete and make your own path.