“Bringing a bat to a bite fight”

Java Jaguar is up a day late because I just forgot when Wednesday was (it was yesterday).

Even though Java is clearly outclassing the vampire and rakshasa, he can’t do any permanent damage to them, because according to physics and the science teams that brought us Dungeons & Dragons, you need a magic weapon to harm a vampire or rakshasa. So even though we thought Java was winning, the current score is actually

Java: 0

Vampire: -1

Rakshasa: 0

The vampire was penalized a point for wasting a spell slot trying to cast mirror image.

How can Java Jaguar turn the tide in this battle? Find out next week in the ongoing adventures of JAVA JAGUAAAAAR!