“Scaredy Cat.”

Has Java lost his cool, or has Barista Matt been secretly buying up his stealth ranks as part of his future career as a ninja-class superhero sidekick?

Also, the Japanese Prosperity Cat is back! What do you all think, should it become a permanent part of the coffee shop decor?

Or is it a cat spy for the Chicoms?

Answers to none of these questions next week, but things will become more clear the week after that.

Java theme music!!!