Uh oh! Now soccer hooligans are involved? This comic is officially off the rails.

Hopefully some of my U.K. readers can proofread my hooligan-speak. These guest stars are based on the soccer hooligans from the movie Eurotrip:

Will Java ever speak again? What makes Matt think that he can just take over a TikTok channel with over 3 million subscribers? How do soccer hooligans fit into this story?

Find out next week in the adventures of Java Jaguar! (cue theme music)