Java 306
on May 17, 2023
at 7:00 am
Abusing Morebucks.
Got this one done in the nick of time. Also, didn’t have to go to Starbucks to upload it.
Broadcasting this strip to the interwebs from my dad’s house in Honolulu, Hawaii. Got a dental cleaning tomorrow morning, a funeral on Friday, then flying out on Monday. But no real plans besides that. I’ll figure out something to do I’m sure.
In the meantime, as soon as Java and the gang make it back to the coffee shop, I will answer a few fan letters. So everyone who wants to ask Java a question, just jot it down in the comments. Try to keep it short enough that it can fit in one speech bubble. And remember to include the city you are from, so each letter can be in the format “from Marge in Springfield.”
Dear Java. There’s been a lot of episodes where an expert tries to eat you.
Are you delicious?
Ah, internal monologue doesn’t go in the name field. Sorry about that.
Java, I salute you.
Here’s my entry, reposted for your filing pleasure.
“Hallo Golden Sphinx. You probably don’t know about me, but I’m a powerful British magic user named Merlin. If you give me your True Name I’ll break the spells imprisoning you. Deal?”
Matt, does this one need condensation? We can’t expect our Sphinx to know who Merlin is, but I might be able to shorten it a little.
Dear Java,
Chocolate or Raspberry croissants?
Bernerlb, Seattle, WA
Dear Java! I want to know your opinion about what would be the minimum appropriate punishment for the one, who first created/thought the monstrosity, called as “decaf” coffee?
Sorry, forgot the city: “Lepsény” – it’s a little place in the Middle-European nation of Hungary.