Java 307
on May 23, 2023
at 7:00 am
The quest is not over until you record a message for your Tek Tok followers.
Both Dingo Jack and The Golden Sphinx probably need a little primer course on the information superhighway.
In two weeks Java will be back to answering letters from fans… with a little help from the sphinx… who probably needs a name besides “The Golden Sphinx.” Goldie? Ah, I’ll workshop it.
It’s a double act? I need to rework my question.
Goldie,
Can you drink caffiene? If it’s not poisonous for you I’m betting you can beat Java at a coffee tasting competition.
Dear Sammy the Sphinx,
Who would win in a fight, you or Java?
Cat Man from Seattle
Goldie the Sphinx, I have a riddle for you.
If you have three, you have three.
If you have two, you have two.
If you have one, you have none.
What are they?
Oh mighty Sphinx: Who would win? Batman, or Batman’s weight in bees?
Sincerely, Archives
The answer is…
Choices.
That’s a good one. Did you make it up?
Well, in fact the Sphinx still should answer one more question, as for the first question it didn’t know the answer. He answered to them (by claiming, it doesn’t know), but not answered the question!
Also, before the naming, we should know it’s gender – i do not remember that it was mentioned.
Given the mane, male.
Oh wait no! It’s an opportunity I can’t pass up!!!
Dear Sphinx,
What is love?
Archives
Hey, Archives! What city are you from.
Dear Java,
Although jaguars are inherently the pinnacle of panache, have you thought about adding a fedora to the ‘fit? According to the wisdom of the Wizards Three, “every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed cat.”