Java 261
on June 8, 2022
at 5:00 am
Victory over the Space Slugs!
Star Wars style award ceremony!
But still no answers about Java Jaguar’s mysterious origin.
Well, I have to leave some mystery to solve for *Java Jaguar #500*. In the meantime, I’ll answer some Java Fan Mail once he returns to the coffee shop after next week. So send your letters in now in the comments section. Try to keep them short enough to fit in a Java speech bubble.
Also, after today keep an eye out for the Java-Mobile back in the El Cerrito, CA area.
Java,
Are you magic-proof?
I’m wondering if I should shapeshift you into a leopard.
Maybe then you would treat this ancient and noble feline race with the respect they deserve.
Thanks for the free acupuncture. Looking forwards to my next transmutation.
Your pal,
Merlin
-Sorry Matt, I don’t know how to condense this further without ruining the setup.
Darn, Java will need to find a way to contact Princess Bella to get his questions awnsered.
The question is, who were the first 76 JaguarBabies?
that was a delightful twist.
Pls. tell those of us us within transit distance of El Cerrito how close you’ll be to either of El Cerrito’s BART stations and where we might perpetrate some sort of meetup.
Aww, this close!
Java, do you play fighting games? If so, who do you main?
That’s Archives. I’m just sleepy.
I don’t think Java is a Pantharian, unless coffee is a catalyst for their development. His spots are darker. His neck fur points down instead of up. His tail is also different. If he is, then Earth has caused him to develop differently. There’s precedent – some of Earth’s species have developmental cycles that don’t always trigger, and need special conditions. For example many species of Pokemon might develop differently depending on how they are raised and what catalysts they are exposed to, with the most extreme example being Eevee.