Java 262
But we all know the truth don’t we??
Java Jaguar probably was sent to Earth in a scout ship shaped like a basket to escape a doomed Pantharian colony world. A planet without coffee. And any Pantharian that is exposed to coffee gains Kryptonian levels of jaguar-ness. That explains everything right? Probably? Maybe?
Who knows?
I guess we don’t know the truth after all…. yet.
Java will be answering letters next week, so be sure to submit them into the comments section now.
Also, for anyone living in the Bay Area, I’ll be hosting a meet and greet at a Starbucks in El Cerrito this Saturday, June 18th from 12:00 – 2:00 pm. I’ll write up the details in a separate post in the blog section. This is your chance to get an autograph for your book. Mind you, I haven’t published any comics in print, but I’m willing to sign any books you bring me (I have actually published a few books, but I doubt any of my webcomic fans happened to pick up a copy of any of them). https://www.amazon.com/Matt-S-Law/e/B00JDRLSVG/ref=aufs_dp_fta_dsk
Anyway, not sure if anyone besides Brother Parvus is in the area, but I’ll be there if anyone wants to swing by and chat about comics… or religion and politics, I guess.
Indeed a mystery, but he must have saved the day.
Ooh! Letters um..
Dear Java. My Merlin of the Tower voodoo doll was misdelivered to a volcano and I keep hearing random screaming. Can I get another one?
Java! I have the need of a handyman. Can you maul someone for me?
Dear Java, what is your final form?
Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was asalted.
Dear Java, I’ve been following you for quite some time and I wanted you to know you left the door unlocked.
Short on the comments for Q&A this time.
I’m going to revisit my suggestion from last Q&A (just after the Rakshasa and vampire battle).
“Java, Latte Leopard and Coffee Cougar are on the prowl with Tassimo Tiger. They say that together they can beat you at a coffee tasting competition.”