Java 403
Today’s episode of Java Jaguar is sponsored by JIF brand peanut butter and also by Snyder of Hanovers Pretzel Nuggets.
No, that is not true. But if any of you work for either of those companies, maybe put in a good word for me.
I really do like peanut butter stuffed pretzels. Not just Snyder’s, pretty much any brand. Although I would be willing to declare any individual brand as better than all the others in the event of a sponsorship deal.
Today’s Java Jaguar was, however, drawn and uploaded to the internet from a Panera’s in Hayward, California. My long sit in Foster City ended today, so now I am van camping until Friday when I start sitting a toothless dog named Munchy. He also likes peanut butter stuffed pretzels and is accepting sponsorship proposals.
By the way, JIF is pronounced just like GIF. You may all begin arguing.
Have you ever tried chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzels?
I have tried peanut butter filled pretzels. And I have tried chocolate covered pretzels. But I have never tried chocolate-covered, peanut butter-filled pretzels. Is that flying too close to the sun?
I don’t think it is possible to make them, to do so would violate laws of physics and tear a hole in the space-time continuum.
*looks at the world*
And that would be a bad thing because?
It’d be a nice way to go
But all my stuff is there!
I don´t think peanut butter taste good in someone elses intestines.
What about a PBH?
