Java 419
on August 21, 2025
at 5:00 am
Who is that masked, skinny dude that smells faintly of espresso beans?
If he had landed with his downward hand in a fist–and broke some pavement–maybe he could get away with calling it an Iron Man landing. But no, as it stands, the surveillance teams watching this footage later are going to be arguing about whether or not their Morebucks store was just burgled by Scarlett Johansson.
I am living on the mean streets of Albany, California for the next few days. My next sit will be in Richmond, but that doesn’t start until Friday morning at about 4:00 am. I’ll be taking care of a Boxer named Rollie.
Aw, Matt changed costumes. But not into the ‘right’ one.
This is version 1.0 for Generic Kung-Fu Superhero Sidekick
Is Matt carrying Jaguar Urine? (not certain which Jaguar model produced that but their engines were known to weep a bit…)
He doesn’t need to. He’s carrying the source!
Good luck with that! YOU try carrying Java around.
Boxers are awesome, I’ve got two of them. If you want to make Rollie instantly love you forever, scratch vigorously the haunches… 🙂 then be prepared to get pushed over by leaning.
Rollie is a super lovebug. And a licker.