Java 429
I finally got my Java on.
The site appears to be secure now, but everyone be sure to virus scan your computers if you visited www.javajaguar.com in the last couple of months.
Fortunately this portion of Java I had previously scripted out. Because it’s been so long since the last strip, that I could easily have totally forgotten the direction I was going. I’m willing to bet that some of you have forgotten about the Coffee Harpy completely. Which reminds me, that I really need to bring back the Coffee Sasquatch for an appearance. He really had such a minor role in the first coffee war, it was practically a cameo. And his agent has been on my case about all the scenes that he was cut from. He feels like Coffee Sasquatch was given the Jared Leto’s Joker in the first Suicide Squad movie treatment.



Well, this just solved a problem for an upcoming sci-fi campaign I’m running next month. Robots with programmed hypnotic voices.
Glad I could help! I actually wanted to open a booth at a Game Convention that was designed to look like Lucy’s Psychiatry Booth from Peanuts, with a sign that says “Adventure Ideas 5-cents” with a smaller sign that says “The DM is in”