Java Jaguar

If there’s a Scone Planet, Java may become a permanent resident there. Then he will become really fat. And inevitably go to war with Mafia Planet because he’s no longer exporting enough scones to supply their Casino Planets. During the war he will rise to power, become the ruler of Mafia Planet, and known throughout the galaxy as Java the Hutt.

And boom, just like that we have a whole knew Elseworld’s Java title. Or a What If..? episode depending on your comic franchise of choice.

Although in every splinter of the multi-verse, delivery driver guy ends up whacked by Mafia goons. It’s a… I forget the name of it, one of those historical points that always has to happen like Uncle Ben dying.