It’s like all those T800 killer coffee robots that Java dissected back in the first coffee war. I think that was way back in the 72 DPI era, before I even started using Clip Studio Paint and was using freeware with no pressure sensitivity on the stylus.

Java 053

Java 055

The coffee war began way back here (wow, December of 2017): https://javajaguar.mattslawblog.com/?comic=java-036 .

And here’s a new artijoke, which began I guess, 8 weeks ago?

I actually liked this one. Which is the first time I can say that since the original one I posted. Throw enough artichoke hearts at the wall and eventually one will stick the landing. I mean, that’s how Garfield became so popular by spreading out seventeen funny comic strips over the course of 7000 strips, right?